The $13,500 Orgasm. Lelo Introduces 24 Karat Gold Plated Pleasures for Both Sexes.

If luxury turns you on, the Luxe editions of pleasure objects for men and women from Swedish-based LELO are just the thing to get your juices flowing. Four sex toys available in Gold (24k gold plate) or Silver (stainless steel) are the first of their kind ever on the market.




Packaged in luxurious velvet-lined wooden boxes printed with "Lust Objectified" inside the lid, the Inez vibrator, the YVA pleasure object, the Earl plug, and the Olga dildo are the most exclusive ways to pleasure oneself or someone else.

INEZ - The Most Exclusive Vibrator Ever Created





In Silver (stainless steel):


INEZ is an elegant and luxurious pleasure object with an energetic buzz, crafted in stainless steel or 24K gold-plate. The metal, enticing and evocative against the naked skin, offers exciting prospects for users inclined to the sensual utilisation of hot or cold. Five pre-programmed stimulation modes and a virtually silent vibrator engine provide the basis for a multitude of enjoyable experiences. Her petite frame ensures discreet yet reassuring company, eager to sate daily desires. INEZ is rechargeable and a 2-hour charge provides up to 4 hours of bliss. Comes presented in an elegant wooden gift box, accessorised with charger, manual, satin pouch for stylish storage and a 1-year LELO warranty.

Gold (24k plated) $13,500 USD
Silver (Stainless Steel) $7,900 USD

YVA - The First Ever LELO Pleasure Object in 24-Karat Gold Plate





in Silver (stainless steel):

YVA is an elegant and luxurious pleasure object, crafted in stainless steel or 24K gold plate, with a deep and resonant vibe. The metal, enticing and evocative against the naked skin, offers exciting prospects for users inclined to the sensual utilisation of hot or cold. Bring her as a discreet guest to the most exclusive gatherings; she is small, exceedingly quiet and never in danger of outstaying her welcome. YVA is rechargeable and a 2-hour charge provides up to 7 hours of bliss. Comes presented in an elegant wooden gift box, accessorised with charger, manual, satin pouch for stylish storage and a 1-year LELO warranty.

Gold (24k plated) $2180 USD
Silver (Stainless Steel) $1300 USD

OLGA - The Luxury Dildo in 24-Karat Gold Plate





In Silver (stainless steel):

OLGA is an elegant and luxurious pleasure object, crafted in stainless steel or 24K gold plate. The metal, enticing and evocative against the naked skin, offers exciting prospects for users inclined to the sensual utilisation of hot or cold. With one end precisely designed to reach and stimulate the G-spot area, and the other fashioned for conventional erotic stimulation, she is truly a lady to be reckoned with. For the most sustained and creative enjoyment, use her in joint play with YVA to combine clitoral pleasure and intense sensations. Beautifully smooth and seamless, OLGA is a joy to the eye as well as the body, and her two individually crafted ends allow a varied experience and a fuller exploration of the user desires. Comes presented in an elegant wooden gift box, accessorised with manual, satin pouch for stylish storage and a 1-year LELO warranty.

Gold (24k plated) $1790 USD
Silver (Stainless Steel) $390 USD

EARL - The Most Distinguished Gentleman's Plug in the World





In Silver (stainless steel):

EARL is an elegant and luxurious gentleman's pleasure object, elegantly sculpted to provide exquisite tension and profound pleasure, crafted in stainless steel or 24K gold plate. The metal, enticing and evocative against the naked skin, offers exciting prospects for users inclined to the sensual utilisation of hot or cold. As a gentleman's plug for deep internal stimulation, including male G-spot massage, he helps the user sustain sensation and reach a new intensity of release. Hygienic, stylish and ready for play, he is smooth and designed with a ring for full control of the sensual experience. Use EARL as you wish, whether it be with a partner for added enjoyment or as a secret companion, worn discreetly. Comes presented in an elegant wooden gift box, accessorised with matching cufflinks, manual, satin pouch for stylish storage and a 1-year LELO warranty.

Gold (24k plated) $1190 USD
Silver (Stainless Steel) $590 USD

Buy the Luxe Pleasure Products here at LELO.
all images and descriptions courtesy of Lelo

Designer Chess Set Stimulates The Body As Well As The Mind With Sex Toys As Pieces.

Design and product consultants Aruliden teamed up with intimate luxury brand Kiki De Montparnasse to create a line of high-end private label sex toys. One of which is this $7,000 chess set whose pieces are fully functioning sex toys, making it the perfect game for the cerebral, sensual and wealthy.



When not in use, the 32 sex toys - which range from vibrators to butt plugs - fit in the concealed drawers beneath the game board. One set of 16 are matte black, the others are glossy black to differentiate between the two players - or partners:




Each of the 32 pieces, or sex toys, is made of medical-grade silicone and ABS with real gold detailing:


The other erotic toys in the collaborative line are the following various shaped vibrators, also made with gold detailing and black silicone:



all images courtesy of Aruliden.

Kiki de Montparnasse

A Vibrator You Can Leave On The Nightstand. Love The Bird Lamp.

above digital composite by laura sweet

Sex toys belong in the bedroom nightstand drawer. At least until now. Lebanon designer Marc Dibeh's "Love The Bird" Lamp discreetly conceals a vibrator stowed in a functioning table lamp.



Love the bird by Marc Dibeh:

In certain countries (like in the middle east i.e.) sex toys are taboo and their shops are forbidden, so the point was to create a sex toy hidden in an element that could be sold in the shop front of a home accessories boutique.

The choice was to have a bedside lamp with an integrated sex toy. The lamp was the solution due to its size, its place near the bed and its light which could set the mood of the room.



This way anyone could think that it’s a simple table lamp without doubting that the item hides a naughty little secret.

The “bird” became a switch determining the color of the light depending on its use. This way the lamp turns on yellow:


and during the use of the hidden toy, the light turns red:


At present Marc Dibeh's site is under construction
Thanks to Dezeen for the images and info.

Perverse Plush Toys: Meet Sanchez & Friends

Sanchez & Friends is a new collection of perverse plush toys and accessories recently launched by Andy Tider of Brooklyn, NY and the first four products in the line are now available for purchase, just in time to make for fun shocking stocking stuffers.

If you don't know the meanings of the names of the following products, I suggest you google them or look up their definitions on urbandictionary.com. Because as hip as this blog is, it's not as crass as the terms after which these hilarious miniature stuffed toys are named and therefore will not expound upon them to protect the innocent.



Sanchez & Friends are four small felted plush toys named after deviant sexual acts; The Dirty Sanchez, The Golden Shower, The Donkey Punch and The Cleveland Steamer.

The Dirty Sanchez




The Golden Shower:




The Donkey Punch:




The Cleveland Steamer:





At only $10 each, they make great stocking stuffers for your friends- but only those with a sick sense of humor and an open mind. Let's just hope they don't come out with an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Buy Sanchez & friends here.