When I asked him how he slept the night before...
Doug: Did you wake me up when I was making weird noises last night?
Me: Yes. You sounded scared.
Doug: Yeah...I was dreaming that a 4-year old ghost kid was eating my hand.
After telling me about a story he read on Reddit...
...Moral of the story? Don't shit your pants on the second day of your new job.
The next two came while I was watching Project Runway...
...It's like a screen door over her boobs. I'm obviously a fashion expert.
...It's like a 1940's comic book...except shitty.
As we're sitting on the couch in the evening watching TV...
...I feel like we're in the middle of a Playboy shoot. You in your sweatpants, colorful socks and oversized sweatshirt. Just so sexy.
And the best quote of the week...
...You're like a guy I love hanging out with who also has a vagina. It's a win win.
