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I'll spare you the actual clip -- you can see it at the link, and you've probably seen most of it already. Putin is shirtless in only half of it, which I'm sure is a profound disappointment of his Fox fans. He's shown huntin' and fishin' and motorboatin', which I'm sure makes him seem like more of a Real American than Obama to Foxsters -- he's like a Russian member of the Duck Dynasty! He's an honorary Palin! If he ran in the GOP primaries, I think he'd clear the field.