10 really important things you should know
- I don't trust anyone else to cook my bacon. They always under cook it or burn it and that makes me angry.
- I can make campfires better than anyone I know. Except my mom. I once had a group of boys at 4H camp tell me that they could do it better. 20 minutes later, we still had no fire. I got in done in 5 minutes.
- I believe there is a Scrubs quote for every moment in life.
- Fuck is sometimes the only word appropriate for certain situations. Also- I cuss like a sailor.
- I'm completely ok with the fact my husband and I drink like we're still in college even though we're 27 (well I am. He's close behind). My hangovers are so much worse though. He doesn't get hangovers. He's an asshole.
- I used to say I had a dessert stomach....I could seriously eat cookies/cake/cupcakes/etc...after any and every meal. Now? I'd rather have more food...or booze. If I do eat dessert, give me lemon bars or berries and whip cream.
- When I first met my husband, I thought he was an asshole (for real though. Not like when I said he was an asshole because he didn't get hangovers. Though that is still true). But we were playing beer pong on opposite teams and his trash talking made me want to punch him in the face. 7 years later, the insane competitiveness is still there....but I like him a little more.
- I refused to wear jeans until I was in 5th grade. I wear them now, but I realize little me was being really smart because pants really suck- though I did have a huge selection of stirrup pants and sweatpants.
- I grew up on 42 acres in rural Ohio. Favorite past times included pretending to run away from home with my friend Courtney, riding Little Tike three wheelers down the huge hill behind my parents house, and building the biggest bonfires we could (this was a lot safer before we started to consume alcohol).
- Drinking beer in the shower is awesome. It started in college and while my current shower does not have a good place to put a beer, it's still my favorite.
