Objects in the Mirror—wherein Prince is excited that he gets to put a load in your dryer, metaphorically, unfortunatelyAnd so on.
Sister—wherein Prince suggests that it's not thaaaat weird to bang your sister
One Kiss At A Time—wherein Prince discovers foreplay in 1996
Sexuality—wherein Prince recommends sex as a good thing to try sometime
Peach—wherein Prince spins a tale of a crazy fantasy world in which there is this one super hot girl who doesn't want to fuck a nameless miniature man in women's clothing who writes political statements on his face with eyeliner and shaves his beard into abstract art, WHATEVER, her loss
Technology way back when:
To login:Explanation here.
ycht + ver + type + size + name + del1 + cookie
where
ycht = YCHT
ver = 0010
login = 0001
size = len(name) + len(cookie) + len(del1)
name = username
cookie = cookie
del1 = 0x01
Yahoo will reply to that packet with an acknowledgement. It looks like this:
59 43 : 48 54 00 00 01 00 00 00 YCHT......
00 01 00 00 01 7F 41 73 : 6B 46 6F 72 42 6F 6F 7A ......AskForBooz
65 C0 80 61 68 6F 6C 65 : 2C 61 68 6F 6C 65 73 2C e..ahole,aholes,
61 73 73 68 6F 6C 65 2C : 61 73 73 68 6F 6C 65 73 asshole,assholes
2C 61 73 73 77 69 70 65 : 2C 62 69 61 74 63 68 2C ,asswipe,biatch,
62 69 74 63 68 2C 62 69 : 74 63 68 65 73 2C 62 6C !@$,!@$es,bl
6F 5F 6A 6F 62 2C 62 6C : 6F 77 5F 6A 6F 62 2C 62 o_job,blow_job,b
6C 6F 77 6A 6F 62 2C 63 : 6F 63 6B 73 75 63 6B 65 lowjob,cocksucke
72 2C 63 75 6E 74 2C 63 : 75 6E 74 73 2C 64 69 63 r,!@$,!@$s,dic
6B 68 65 61 64 2C 66 75 : 63 6B 2C 66 75 63 6B 65 khead,!@$,!@$e
64 2C 66 75 63 6B 69 6E : 67 2C 66 75 63 6B 6F 66 d,!@$ing,!@$of
66 2C 66 75 63 6B 73 2C : 68 61 6E 64 6A 6F 62 2C f,!@$s,handjob,
68 61 6E 64 6A 6F 62 73 : 2C 6D 6F 74 68 65 72 66 handjobs,motherf
75 63 6B 65 72 2C 6D 6F : 74 68 65 72 2D 66 75 63 ucker,mother-fuc
6B 65 72 2C 6D 6F 74 68 : 65 72 66 75 63 6B 65 72 ker,mother!@$er
73 2C 6D 75 74 68 61 66 : 75 63 6B 65 72 2C 6D 75 s,mutha!@$er,mu
74 68 61 66 75 63 6B 65 : 72 73 2C 6E 69 67 67 61 tha!@$ers,nigga
2C 6E 69 67 67 61 73 2C : 6E 69 67 67 65 72 2C 6E ,niggas,nigger,n
69 67 67 65 72 73 2C 70 : 65 64 6F 66 69 6C 65 2C iggers,pedofile,
70 65 64 6F 70 68 69 6C : 65 2C 70 68 61 67 2C 70 pedophile,phag,p
68 75 63 2C 70 68 75 63 : 6B 2C 70 68 75 63 6B 65 huc,phuck,phucke
64 2C 70 68 75 63 6B 65 : 72 2C 73 68 61 74 2C 73 d,phucker,shat,s
68 69 74 2C 73 68 69 74 : 73 2C 73 68 69 74 68 65 hit,!@$s,!@$he
61 64 2C 73 68 69 74 74 : 65 72 2C 73 68 69 74 74 ad,!@$ter,!@$t
69 6E 67 C0 80 54 61 6E : 67 6F 62 68 C0 80 20 C0 ing..Tangobh.. .
80 30 C0 80 31 : .0..1
Abigail Adams writes to her husband John:
Braintree, 31 March, 1776….
I long to hear that you have declared an independency. And, by the way, in the new code of laws which I suppose it will be necessary for you to make, I desire you would remember the ladies and be more generous and favorable to them than your ancestors. Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of the husbands. Remember, all men would be tyrants if they could. If particular care and attention is not paid to the ladies, we are determined to foment a rebellion, and will not hold ourselves bound by any laws in which we have no voice or representation.
That your sex are naturally tyrannical is a truth so thoroughly established as to admit of no dispute; but such of you as wish to be happy willingly give up the harsh title of master for the more tender and endearing one of friend. Why, then, not put it out of the power of the vicious and the lawless to use us with cruelty and indignity with impunity? Men of sense in all ages abhor those customs which treat us only as the vassals of your sex; regard us then as beings placed by Providence under your protection, and in imitation of the Supreme Being make use of that power only for our happiness.
Edumacation:
“Trump University is not a public figure because Donald Trump is famous and controversial,” the court said. “Trump University is a limited public figure because a public debate existed regarding its aggressively advertised educational practices.”Sisterliness:
The ex-student, Tarla Makaeff, who paid $34,000 in enrollment fees, sued the school in 2010 on behalf of herself and other students alleging deceptive business practices. The school countersued, alleging defamation.
[...]
Trump University, founded as an online school for business professionals, later became the Trump Entrepreneur Initiative.
For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I've been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee [first name redacted], I've been having so much fun with my sisters this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to fucking find you on campus to do it myself.Some interesting Chrome extensions, plus one more. Rapportive sounds somewhat scary.
[...]
"But [first name redacted]!", you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, "I've been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn't that count for something?" NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN'T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW FUCKING WHY?!! IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING UP AT SOBER FUCKING EVENTS TOO. I've not only gotten texts about people being fucking WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like "durr what's kickball?" is not fucking funny), but I've gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. Fucking. Team. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! I don't give a SHIT about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? Or are you just so fucking dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the Greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well it's time someone told you, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR FUCKING MATCHUP. I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a fuck if you SOR me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU.
