Oh Cleveland

As a born and raised Ohioan...I hate snow. I know, I know...I should be ok with snow after 26 years of time living in Ohio (ok 25 years, but the Czech Republic wasn't any better). See- for the first 16 years of my life, I loved snow...sledriding, hiking through the woods, more sledriding, cross country skiing, snowmen and snow animals and snowball fights. All amazing. 

And then I got my license. And I had to drive in this shit. And I realized that it sucks. The first time I drove in the snow, I slide off the road, straight into a swamp. I was completely unharmed, as was my car (well not true. Long story short- car totaled, towed to junkyard, junkyard owner fixed it, drove it for 4 more years). And all this happened about 5 miles away from my parents house. 

Thankfully Athens was always in a bubble where in didn't snow. And if it snowed- I didn't have to drive anywhere. I was able to walk everywhere and that was perfect for the total spaz like me. And then Cleveland happened. For the first year I lived in Cleveland, the rapid ran in front of my apartment so I was able to hope on the train into downtown to work without ever stressing about it. And then I moved to a different place...One that was about 1 mile from the closest rapid stop.

But one mile was a whole hell of a lot better than the 9 mile drive downtown with all the crazies that drive in Cleveland. And in the snow- I'm totally one of those crazies. I'll drive 5 mph and piss everyone off around me. Knowing this about myself, I stay off the road when it snows. Well mostly off the road. 

On crazy snow days, I drive 1 mile to the rapid stop, take the train downtown, a bus to E40th and walk the 5 blocks to my office. And normally that's fine. But when it's (with windchill) negative degrees...and my train has been cancelled and replaced with  a bus for part of the route. That's a work from home day. Which is what happened today.


My car after shoveling it off this morning
And yes...shoveling...way too much to use the brush.
The lovely warm temps of Cleveland, Ohio.
So...I hate snow. I hate cold weather. And I love Cleveland. Explain that.
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