Cheap shots and chasers 5/1

Cerberus at Sadly, No suggests that Mrs. Romney really hasn't ever worked a day in her life:

Bitching at the help to do a better job cleaning your house and raising your children is so far removed from the notion of “work” by any interpretation of the word that… Well, frankly, I have to believe that brain-sucking parasites is the only reason that anyone is taking it halfway serious.

 Are you kidding? In her class that's what the husbands do as well, except for the "house" and "children" part, and do you realize what they get paid? It's called "management", my dears. And "multitasking". And if they buy you for breakfast it gets their husband a tax break. That's called "job creation".

I say, give a man a fish and he will eat today, teach him to fish and he will eat a lifetime, give him a low-interest loan and he might stay alive through his fishing lessons.

And lastly, give him a little Taj Mahal and... just give it to him. Does there have to be an economic reason for everything?

Darryl Issa says,

“But again, we’re very busy in Washington with a corrupt government, with a government that I said a year ago, because of the money, because of the TARP and stimulus funds, was going to be the most corrupt government in history, and it is proving to be that.”

In other celebrity news, Kermit the Frog complained that President Obama's skin is the greenest of any president's in history.

Crazy life

I have been a horrible blogger lately. I always swore to myself that when I finally started a blog, I wouldn't let weeks go by without a post! I thought how hard can it be? Just write some stuff and post it. HA. Yeah, not so much. 

Life has happened and it is out of control right now. All good things...but all things to just make me crazed.

I recently got a promotion (woo!) to do all the events and marketing. Which is awesome, and I'm completely thrilled about. However, the promotion came abruptly when our events person left...in the middle of our largest fundraiser of the year- a series of bowling events. So I basically had to dive in head first, completely clueless...with four events to complete. One down, three to go. Two of which are this week and one next. Needless to say, I'm slightly pulling my hair out. 

On top of still trying to settle into the new apartment. And plan a wedding...we still need to register, figure out invitations, favors, decorations, etc... And spend time with my family and friends.

AND it's my birthday week...of which I have not even been able to enjoy because of the craziness happening at work this week. Thankfully, with a Saturday birthday (and a forecast of 75 and sunny), I will be spending all day Saturday with friends hanging out in downtown Cle and enjoying the weather. And of course some cold beverages.